A Pennsylvania dog was charged with one count of first degree murder following the death of Spring prognosticator, Punxsutawney Phil. The incident was subsequent to the groundhog’s upbeat Winter 2016 forecast. Rye Halow, daughter of Mr. Bash Halow, of Wyalusing, Pa was taken into custody by local authorities shortly after 7am EST. Before squad card doors closed, Rye Halow … [Read more...]
Thanks Mom For Letting Me Have One
There were the gerbils, the hamsters, and the money you blew on Habitrail links. There were the fish…the bags and bags of fish over the years, and the months you nagged me to clean the tank, and, because I never complied, the slight smell of swamp whenever you entered my room. There was the goose that met us at the school bus stop; that ate all the … [Read more...]
Thanksgiving Facts for Veterinarians and Vet Techs
My veterinarian is so smart! Do you know what he told me...? I don't think too many of you will be asked to examine a Thanksgiving turkey between now and tomorrow, but it never hurts to have a few good veterinary Thanksgiving facts under your belt just in case you need to look smart. Here are few that are bound to wow your clients. Virgin Birth Turkeys? Vaccinating turkeys … [Read more...]
HTC Discovers New Illness in the Veterinary Community
After several years of research, Brenda Tassava has identified a pervasive illness among veterinarians and clients alike called Age Related Facebook Phobia (ARFPh). This social syndrome is most likely to strike veterinarians in the 52-68 years old age range, causing a heightened fear and sensitivity to anything related to Facebook. … [Read more...]