HTC is pleased to announce the expansion of it’s Chicken Consulting Division with the addition of five new chicks that will be working in the Wyalusing Plant.
These five enterprising young chicks, Amanda, Delores, Heloise, Pearl and Carol Ann, moved into the Fluffy Office located on the first floor of the CCD. We had a chance to catch this brief interview with them.
HTC Reporter: So how does it feel to be the youngest team members working at HTC?
Heloise: We are all pretty excited. Both Halow and Tassava recognized that for all their consulting wisdom, they were no longer…what’s the word I’m looking for?
Pearl: Spring chickens?
Heloise: I think they recognized that veterinary medicine is challenging these days and they wanted to bring on new employees that could really peck industry problems apart with fresh eyes.
Pearl: Plus it doesn’t hurt that we’re adorable!
HTC Reporter: So true and you got to move into the Fluffy Office…those are some pretty nice digs.
Carol Ann: Amazing. We had to kick out another one of their older employees …I’m forgetting her name at the moment.
Delores (lighting a cigarette and blowing): Tiffany.
Carol Ann: Tiffany. How could I forget (she laughs a bit). I don’t think she was too happy, but supposedly they’re moving her into a bigger office south of here so I think it will work out for everyone.
Amanda: This office is amazing. It’s warm…about 100 degrees, but we love it like that, don’t we girls?
(All the girls agree)
Amanda (cont’d.): It’s got a ceiling and walls ENTIRELY covered with gold feathers and two big enormous chicken legs holding the whole thing up. I’m forgetting who designed it.
Pearl: I think it was the same one that did our eggs…uh…Faber…um…Faber…
Amanda: Faberge, thank you! It also has ceiling fans and high speed Internet. Let me show you where you plug it in.
HTC Reporter: Another time…I’m going to let you go. You five must have a big day ahead of you.
Delores. You know it. We can’t wait to get started… and it’s funny when you think about it because HTC is one of the lowest paying consulting jobs in the business.
HTC Reporter: Chicken Feed, huh?
Delores (stamping out the cigarette): You didn’t hear it from me. But it’s the job satisfaction that we crave. And of course the office space!
HTC Reporter: Good Luck to all of you and see you soon!
Pearl: First thing in the morning! One thing about hiring chicks like us. We consider a 7am start time to be the late shift!